festival kinetik

Bonjour! (no, that's not fuck you in frenchadian, it just means we smell bad) I'm Guillaume from Memmaker, looking forward to meeting you all sometime during this gonzo week-end that's going to be Kinetik. To quote that famous party guy: when the going gets weird, we go pro. Here are the 10 things i'm looking forward to the most: (in no particular order).

1-This year, if there's another egg fight, people won't let Joltok win.

2-Lenny from Cenotype and Guillaume from Perfection Plastic singing duets.

3-Not stealing other bands' wine by accident.

4-The guys from Cyclic Law having a live whale in a mic'ed up tank next to their merch booth to help sell CDs. (we could feed it vacuum cleaners and bubble wrap cellophane).

5-Stefan from Ant-Zen and Davyd from Hive in Ant and Wasp costume respectively, fighting, à la Dragon Ball Z in the parking lot. Which brings me to:

6-Seeing what an Hymen costume would look like.

7-Wearing strangers' shoes as hats in hotel rooms, again.

8-Those guys from Minneapolis already drunk, five minutes after the doors opened on the Thursday.

9-Hordes of unidentified substances coming out of my ass on the sunday.

10-The universe actually imploding on itself out of absolute weirdness.

Here's to good times!

Cheers!

G.

''1-This year, if there's another egg fight, people won't let Joltok win. ''

forget that.... no point to do an other egg fight.... who can be better at that.. than Joltok...

+ Usine C neibor are not like SAT one.... aka there are not indian snifing glue in the parc hehe

Can't wait to see you perform. It's gonna be a crazy night.

Hey Guillaume, this is Raul. Looking forward to hanging out once again, though I don't think I'll be washing your dishes this time around!

Lets's hope this year, its not 100% cock usker!


KICK ASS!